How to be Neurotic
After How to be Inappropriate, I realized that I have a lot of How To advice that I can offer. Some of the How To ideas that I have played around with are: How to fart like a lady. How to make fun of...
View ArticleGirls Poop 2: Shitting in Nature
This weekend, Jeff and I went backpacking into Desolation Wilderness. Here are some features of the trip at a glance: 5 mile uphill hike to the campsite. 5 mile downhill hike back. Secluded lake where...
View ArticleGet Positive as Fuck
Or, How to Stay Normal When Your Period is Making You Insane I may or may not have had a period induced breakdown this weekend. It all started on Thursday. Jeff and I decided we wanted to go to the...
View ArticleGet Engorged!
Let’s start (end) this Monday off right, shall we? First things first – I am sorry for not posting last Monday, but some shit went down. My car basically, um, broke. It was a rather time sensitive...
View ArticleDiarrhea: An Opportunity for Multitasking!
I’m sorry. I still haven’t mailed out any awesomeness. Here’s why: I’m still getting used to having weekends. That sounds counterintuitive, I know, but it’s really messing with my head to suddenly have...
View ArticleMonday Pubes
I don’t have a whole lot of time to write a post this week, but I figure something is better than nothing. So, I wrote you guys a haiku. I’m not even sure if it’s a legit haiku, but here it is: A True...
View ArticleCrazyface Rush Limbaugh
Feminists – We Love to Shrink Dicks! Today, The Huffington Post has an article about Rush Limbaugh and another one of his brilliant world theories. According to the article, Limbaugh discussed a study...
View ArticleMission Statement, Revised
Last night I was sitting in my bathtub taking notes on how I wanted to write this blog post. I have a few drafts and they will probably never be good enough, so, do you mind if we just move forward and...
View ArticleOddly Specific
Don’t I look like a teen from the Midwest who wishes she was from Iceland? And think about everything that has to go into that – I’m not even “exotic” enough to think that I look like what I would...
View Article“Haiku!” A Haiku*
My nipples are dry Fine oil drops into space Moist breasts are shiny This haiku was submitted by me, to me and for me – to the contest I created just now. There were over 0 entries. Out of those, I won...
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